NEW YORK, IF YOU’RE LISTENING, WAKE UP AND PEE, BECAUSE THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!

- A very fired up Mike Krukow about instant replay (no, really) on tonight’s postgame wrap

Getty Images made their photos embeddable for blogs today, which makes it a whole lot easier for me to post Madison Bumgarner FFFFFFFF faces while providing the proper source/credit for the photo itself. Nice!

(Edited to add: Okay, so the embed button doesn’t embed the photo as an actual photo that shows up on the dashboard, but still, the embedding thing is pretty neat anyway.)

The mustache. 
(Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images North America) 

The mustache. 

(Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images North America) 

Jordan Shusterman: 25 Greatest Barry Bonds Facts

oldtimefamilybaseball:

This post is part of the 2014 Blogathon to support Doctors Without Borders. Please donate what you can, even a dollar, to help them continue their mission of providing independent, impartial aid across the globe. 

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Hey internet friends. I’m Jordan Shusterman, one half of the ridiculous blog, Cespedes Family Barbecue. If you haven’t figured out that CFBBQ consists of two people yet, that’s fine; we appreciate those that choose to bathe in the mass confusion surrounding one Twitter account shared by two different people. Anyway, I’m the one who tweets 98% of the Barry Bonds stats and stories that a wonderful number of you have quickly come to appreciate, and an equally wonderful number of you have just as quickly come to despise. 

I, along with my co-founder Jake (who wrote about The Wire for this year’s blogathon), were born in the year 1995. We are college freshmen. Unfortunately, our memories of Barry Bonds doing unspeakable things on baseball fields across North America are limited to fleeting images of his milestone home runs and painful hours of watching the media tear him to shreds shortly after he was essentially forced out of Major League Baseball. Fortunate enough for me, we live in an era where an unprecedented number of baseball statistics are counted, sorted, ranked, and discussed across a multitude of internet mediums. 

The career of Barry Bonds is one that has obviously already been drooled over on a number of occasions. A little over a year ago, Jonathan Bernhardt of Sports On Earth wrote about why Barry Bonds is the greatest baseball player of all time. Last year, for this same blogathon, Grant Brisbee wrote a passionate, poetic piece about Barry Bonds. Back in 2012, Jeff Sullivan wrote an abbreviated piece about some of his favorite Barry Bonds statistical absurdities.

In my attempt to add to the hopefully ever-growing collection of Barry Bonds magic here on the internet, I present to you my top 25 favorite Barry Bonds facts.

(subject to change)

25. For his career, Barry Bonds was 0-3 with 3 K’s against Rick Ankiel

…and it was all in one game. June 20th, 2000. In his first plate appearance against the then 20 YEAR OLD Ankiel, Bonds worked Ankiel to a full count before striking out swinging. In his second plate appearance, Ankiel struck him out swinging on three pitches. In his third and final plate appearance against, again, RICK ANKIEL, Barry Bonds struck out looking on three pitches. They would never face each other again. Rick Ankiel is one of two pitchers to have faced Barry Bonds four times or less and strike him out three times. The other one is Bartolo Colon. Bonds also only faced Bartolo for one game; June 12th, 2003 against the White Sox. First AB: strikeout swinging. Second AB: strikeout swinging. Third AB: strikeout swinging. Fourth AB: home run to take the lead in the top of the ninth inning.

24. Craig Biggio drove in 1,175 runs in his 20 year career. Barry Bonds’ home runs alone drove in 1,174 runs

It’s almost like Barry Bonds hit a lot of home runs or something.

23. 2001-2004 fWAR (FanGraphs’ version of WAR):

  • Barry Bonds: 46.6 fWAR
  • New York Mets: 46.6 fWAR
  • Milwaukee Brewers: 45.3 fWAR
  • Kansas City Royals: 31.0 fWAR
  • Detroit Tigers: 30.9 fWAR
  • Montreal Expos: 30.7 fWAR

2001-2004 was a fun time for Mr. Bonds, and this list makes that very clear. The level to which he was dominating baseball will probably never be seen again. Barry Bonds drew 120 intentional walks in 2004 alone. Meanwhile, I was being forced to memorize the Declaration of Independence in 4th grade. Speaking of intentional walks…

22. Barry Bonds has the most intentional walks in baseball history by a hilariously wide margin.  

Here’s the leaderboard:

1. Barry Bonds - 688 IBB’s

2. Hank Aaron - 293 IBB”s

3. Albert Pujols - 275 IBB’s

54. Ryan Howard – 143 IBB’s

133. Jason Giambi – 95 IBB’s

243. Alfonso Soriano – 67 IBB’s

326. Lyle Overbay – 55 IBB’s

435. Jeff Francoeur – 46 IBB’s

554. Troy Tulowitzki – 37 IBB’s

626. Luke Scott – 33 IBB’s

744. Clint Barmes – 28 IBB’s

It’s unfortunate the intentional walks weren’t tracked until 1955 because I’m extremely curious how guys like Babe Ruth and Ted Williams would compare to Bonds’ obscene career total. But this is what we have, and what we have is the most feared hitter in the history of the planet. 

21. 26.3% of Barry Bonds’ 12,606 career plate appearances ended with a home run or a walk

I like this one because it’s completely ridiculous. From 2001-2004, that number was 39.5%.

20. In 62 career plate appearances against Randy Johnson, Barry Bonds hit .306/.452/.551

Over the course of Randy Johnson’s career, RIGHT-HANDED hitters hit .224/.300/.362 against him. Lefties? .199/.278/.294. Bonds didn’t care for much for platoon splits, even if he was facing one of the greatest southpaws in the history of baseball. In fact, he hit .289/.417/.569 against lefties over the course of his 22 year career. 

19. From 1993-2007, Barry Bonds had more intentional walks than the Twins, Rangers, White Sox, Orioles, A’s, Blue Jays, Royals, and Tigers

lol

18. 49.1% of Barry Bonds’ 2,935 career hits were extra base hits

Barry Bonds ranks second behind Hank Aaron for most career extra base hits. To showcase how truly ridiculous this % is, here’s how it compares against the rest of the top seven on the all-time extra base hits list:

Hank Aaron: 39.2%

Stan Musial: 37.9%

Babe Ruth: 47.2%

Willie Mays: 40.3%

Alex Rodriguez: 40.9%

Ken Griffey Jr.: 42.9%

17. From 2003-2007 (ages 38-42), Barry Bonds stole 21 bases and was caught one time

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This is good. 

oldtimefamilybaseball:

BLOGATHON 2014 HAS BEGUN! 
And we’re off, 24 hours of non-stop, every-half-hour posting begins now. And why? All to raise money for Doctors Without Borders. We’re currently sitting at $1,033, AN AMAZING START, but we’ll still need your help to get to our goal of $4,000. So please, donate now, even just one dollar, and enter to win a variety of great prizes like an MLB Fan Cave prize package, Out of the Park Baseball, and much, much more. 
STATUS CHECK:
MOOD: Exhilarated, like a Nic Cage Movie
HEALTH STATUS: Have a cold, that’s going to make things more difficult.
WILL THAT EFFECT YOUR ABILITY TO PERFORM: NEVER! Unless Dayquil makes me loopy. 
MUG STATUS: MODOK
CUPS OF COFFEE: 1
FAVORITE KIDS CARTOON GROWING UP: Real Ghostbusters
So, go, donate now, and I’ll see you in a half hour! 


Make sure you check out Old Time Family Baseball’s blogathon! Lots of baseball stuff! In January! Exclamation points! And it goes to a good cause! Yes! My coffee may be a little strong this morning! Check out the blogathon!

oldtimefamilybaseball:

BLOGATHON 2014 HAS BEGUN! 

And we’re off, 24 hours of non-stop, every-half-hour posting begins now. And why? All to raise money for Doctors Without Borders. We’re currently sitting at $1,033, AN AMAZING START, but we’ll still need your help to get to our goal of $4,000. So please, donate now, even just one dollar, and enter to win a variety of great prizes like an MLB Fan Cave prize package, Out of the Park Baseball, and much, much more. 

STATUS CHECK:

MOOD: Exhilarated, like a Nic Cage Movie

HEALTH STATUS: Have a cold, that’s going to make things more difficult.

WILL THAT EFFECT YOUR ABILITY TO PERFORM: NEVER! Unless Dayquil makes me loopy. 

MUG STATUS: MODOK

CUPS OF COFFEE: 1

FAVORITE KIDS CARTOON GROWING UP: Real Ghostbusters

So, go, donate now, and I’ll see you in a half hour! 

Make sure you check out Old Time Family Baseball’s blogathon! Lots of baseball stuff! In January! Exclamation points! And it goes to a good cause! Yes! My coffee may be a little strong this morning! Check out the blogathon!

49ers.com | Farewell Candlestick ⇢

As they prepare to say goodbye to Candlestick Park and move to their new stadium next year, the 49ers have put together an awesome Candlestick Park timeline. I love all of the old photos.

Pablo Sandoval’s deodorant commercial.

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Game 162 - Giants vs Padres

This season didn’t turn out the way we hoped it would, but the Giants sure made things fun today. Thanks, Giants. See you guys next spring.

Game 162 - Giants vs Padres

This season didn’t turn out the way we hoped it would, but the Giants sure made things fun today. Thanks, Giants. See you guys next spring.

mlboffseason:

Jaguar is sponsoring every game on MLB At Bat tonight…so if you don’t have MLB.tv, you can watch any out-of-market game for free.

In honor of the last weekend of the regular season, I plan to spend the weekend watching as much baseball as I possibly can.

mlboffseason:

Jaguar is sponsoring every game on MLB At Bat tonight…so if you don’t have MLB.tv, you can watch any out-of-market game for free.

In honor of the last weekend of the regular season, I plan to spend the weekend watching as much baseball as I possibly can.

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